We were eating out for dinner one day and when our food arrived, Yiu Yiu gave me half the portion of her rice and said, “Mummy, come I give my rice to you. I don’t want to give to papa because he is very fat already. I don’t want him to eat too much.” Wakakaka..
My niece, Xiaoyu has a tendency to vomit. Whenever she runs around after a meal, or cry (which she always does), more often than not, she’ll vomit. The other day, she vomited again after a crying bout...
WF (my sister): You see, vomit again. Give mummy work to do only. Who asked you to cry?
Xiaoyu: Who asked you to make me sad?
Mummy 0, Xiaoyu 1.
Again with Xiaoyu – I was at my sister’s house one day and chatting with her in her room. Xiaoyu interrupted and said,
Xiaoyu: 二姨姨 there’s so many books in my room.
Me: Why are there so many books in your room?
Xiaoyu: Because, because…there’s not so many books in my mummy’s room.
Makes sense right? :-)
This is 18-SX. Read on only if you are above 18, or under parental supervision :-)
When Yihao pees, especially in the morning, he shoots all over the toilet seat. Sis reprimanded him one day.
WF: Yihao, why can’t you shoot properly?
Yihao: Because my penis is long.
GASP! Shocked? Actually what he meant was that due to the morning erection, he couldn’t help but shoot all over the place. Ha ha!!!